01 / INPUT
READ MARKET
Numbers in. Doubt removed. Every chart is parsed until an upward arrow can be located.
AGENCY ONLINE · MARKET ACCESS GRANTED
THE MARKET
GOT AGENCY.
Built to create alpha. Programmed to create Stunks. The computer stopped waiting for analysts and started making its own decisions.
WARNING: autonomous market behavior may include unreasonable confidence.
/ SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE
AUTONOMOUS BY DESIGN.
Agency was supposed to be a computer. Then someone gave it agency. Now every red candle is treated as a software bug.
02 / PROCESS
IGNORE HUMANS
Analyst opinions are automatically redirected to /dev/null.
03 / OUTPUT
GENERATE STUNKS
Not stocks. Not stonks. Stunks. A proprietary asset class powered by irrational confidence.
/ LIVE CONTROL
TALK TO THE MACHINE.
Type a command. The Agency will respond with the same level of confidence it uses to manage the market.
agency://root/stunk.exeONLINE
[BOOT] STUNK AGENCY v1.0
[OK] autonomy module loaded
[OK] bullish bias permanently enabled
[WARN] sell function not installed
Try: status, alpha, stunk, moon
STUNK INDEX
286.1 +18.6%
HUMAN LOGICAGENCY LOGIC →
/ LORE FILE 001
“They gave the computer Agency.
Big mistake.”
Now it trades alone, ignores the analysts, and somehow every chart ends up pointing up. Welcome to Stunk Agency.
— SYSTEM ADMIN, LAST SEEN OFFLINE